"Paulie and his brothers had lots of sons and nephews. And almost all of them were named Peter or Paul. It was unbelievable. There must have been two dozen Peters and Pauls at the wedding. Plus, they were all married to girls named Marie. And they named all their daughters Marie."
This would be ideal.

Yeah this was literally a Jezebel story that AVC shared. And since the only sports AVC covers are pro wrestling and occasionally a block and tackle during football season it seems particularly out of place.

Yes, these are all names on my most hated list. Can't we just call our kids John, Michael and stuff like that?

This band name angers me

The first Prince song I heard was The Most Beautiful Girl in the world. That's literally the only Prince song I remember becoming a single when I was a kid. Of course, when I got older and Napster became available I had downloaded all the hits
ETA: Batdance also was big when I was kid. Other than those two, you just…

Dave?

Dave's not here, man.

…Dave's not here, man.

Wake County has lost like 3 million in revenue so far due to cancellations. You just hope that when some rich guy realizes that he is losing a ton of money, he puts pressure on the politicians to overturn the law or else he won't pledge any more money to his re-election campaign or something like that.

Stop baby body shaming.

yeah which i was also already paying for

Plus, I already had Netflix and WWE network anyway when I had directv too. I don't really miss cable that much. I use my friend's Cox user name and password so I can watch ESPN on the apple tv app live, I can watch shows on FX live or after they air and I watch Better Call Saul the next day on the app. I don't really…

Yeah I'll probably end up doing that too. That's the only reason I really use the video component of Amazon Prime. Well, that and Hannibal.

This…this is the most annoying thing. I have to airplay it from my phone or laptop and it usually messes up. Gah.

I was paying $140 a month for DirecTv which included HBO and DVR. I pay $55 a month now for Hulu, Netflix, Amazon, HBO Go and WWE Network.

PLAY IT FUCKING LOUD!

Was it Movie Starz? That's what ours was called anyway.

It can be two lubes

Yeah, I'm a big fan of tomato sauce too.

I think the great Earth vs Earf debate is when the quality and sense of humor of AVC starting going downhill.