Good for him. Carrying around all that extra weight, especially as you get older, isn't healthy. Hopefully he gets a few more years of productive life out of it.

I dunno man. Have you seen Steve Buscemi or Clint Howard?
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That damn Elvis Presley appropriating r&b and blues. I wish we never had rock and roll music.

Nothing at all. Seriously. People like to complain about things that don't matter.

I appreciate your positivity

What's a "freeform"?

I didn't pay for it, but my wife and I voluntarily watched this twice on Netflix. I dig it.

I like this movie. Think it's pretty funny. That's all I have to say about that.

I just finished reading that NYT article!

He Stopped Loving Her Today makes me want to cry every time I hear it.

George Dickel is a smooth, smooth whiskey. One of my go-tos

Dude, having Mama Tried as your mother/son dance is the most badass thing I've heard someone do in a wedding.

Pickin' with Johnny Cash and Waylon Jennings in that big roadhouse in the sky. Gonna drink some whiskey tonight, by God.

Diss track by Eminem. Quitter

Good to see ya round these parts again.

If you're still talking about dropping the mic…you might be a Redneck

Today the staff of Jezebel are writing for Deadspin. I am not amused.

Like Don Cherry in NHL. Just a cool, fun thing to do.

It's kind of sad looking back but my junior year of high school I must have watched the VHS of this movie every week. Literally, every week. It reminded me so much of my high school experience. Small, southern town. Everyone cruised the strip on the weekends while drinking beer and smoking. Partying in the woods.…

Hell, she's gotten bigger lately, man. She was only 6'2, 195 in my day