Ol' Scooty Pootpoot

Ha! Soccer

Don't forget Bikini Carwash Company

I don't know that it is physically possible to set next to Kevin Smith on an airplane.

We need a Martha Stewart's Decorated Queefs gimmick account ASAP

So June 30 seems to be D Day for both Lebron James and the cast of Community

That's the full name of my first born son.

right…"nose"

"Remember when you were with the Beatles and you were supposed to be dead, and there were all these clues, like you play some song backwards and it'd say, like "Paul is Dead" and everybody thought you were dead and, um, that was a hoax right?"
"Yeah, I wasn't really dead."

Ya know…you people…cynical, snarky pop culture website commenters. What else would I mean?

pus

I think those ads are doing a disservice to HTC (even before this interview). I have no clue what is going on when they come on.

You people need to stop ruining game show hosts for me

but he helped so many people find love in the 80s!

Brewery Ommegang?

I miss Greg Giraldo

Knowing the reasoning behind it makes it okay.

Yeah my niece is named Raelynn. I just call her Rae.

Oh I forgot Madysyn spelled like that. Just added to the list.

Wouldn't it be funny if Ryne Sandberg's wife banged like 5 Cubs players right now?