Sigh. Unfortunately not. I literally keep a list on my phone notepad of terrible names. Whenever I hear a new one I add it to the list. What can I say, I live in the south.

Worst names ever (apologies to anyone here who I might offend):
Kayla
Kaylie
McKenna
McKenzie
Jaden
Braden
Raelynn
Krissie
Bentley
Paisley
Kinley
Aiden
Charissa
Shalyn
Laken
Brantley
Braxton
Tinlee

Have you heard those stories about Sandberg's wife banging half the team back in the day?

"These films are not due until I am well into my 40s. Jesus Christ."
*Stands up. Claps*

you must have an awesome job.

A turkey bacon melt on a pretzel bun.

This happens to me at least twice a week.

Sphincterboysayswhat?

I've been to the Rehoboth brew pub (apparently the previous brewery before they moved to Milton). It's alot of fun.

I hope this is better than Benign Anal Fissure Man

thats why you crate train those bad boys

THERE IS A GOD! This will provide so much awesome snark for sooooo long

Fuck you, The Heroes

user name/comment synergy

'round these parts we call that "funky bass"

We're through the looking glass here people

"The forms are all standard boiler-plate"
"Ok, well, we're all hungry, we're going to get to our hotplates soon
enough alright."

they're doing better than my Cubbies. If you have MLB network, I like to watch MLB tonight to catch in game look in on all games going on. Plus it helps for fantasy baseball purposes.

well, i mean you play MLB The Show so you could always watch baseball.

that…that was amazing.