I only wish I could make that kind of money working on my labtop.

Allegedly!

It ain't all it's cracked up to be

In the Czech Republic, too, we love pork. Ever have our sausages?

And we all know that nothing beats that magic hour of bad judgement. If it weren't for that, I might not ever get laid.

Yeah but most organized religions don't REQUIRE you to pay thousands upon thousands of dollars to discover the core of their teachings or make you completely disown any family member or friend who doesn't follow its dogma.

so its not just a clever name?

Maybe it's a southern thing. We have them all over the place down here. Nothing beats Thelma's Chicken and Waffles though

Bang biscuit!

Welcome to the first 18 years of my life

Yeah I grew up in a very rural, no stop light town and we had like one black kid in our school, about a dozen rebel flags hanging from homes and an active KKK. Needless to say I heard the N word more times than I would like to remember.

I knew a guy who did that. I didn't realize that was actually a thing, I thought he just made it up himself.

oh so you live in Roanoke, VA too huh?

jdubs2017. Come visit my Springfield! I need the friend points

so looks like we might not be "Gettin rid of Britta" after all

Hey Pa, tell me the story about the notifications again?

Masterbation warzones…oh, the humanity!

Honma Dekka?! Almost Honma Killed 'er!

that…that's not mayonnaise

I don't even know what your comment was in reference to.