like noted AIDS victim Tom Hanks

I always thought they said "like you're Rin Tin Tin or Anne Boleyn" though that doesn't actually make any sense.

I dunno. See Favre, Brett during his retirement will he/won't he debacle.
"We've got Ed Werder on the outskirts of Brett Favre's ranch with binoculors. Seein' anything good out there, Ed? Ah well, we'll come back to ya in 15 minutes after we have a roundtable discussion about the pros and cons of Brett coming back"

um…do you watch ESPN? it would be round the clock coverage of Michael Sam being cut and tons of baseless speculation as to why it happened. Skip bayless will say something stupid every day.

The ghost of Mark Prior's career finds pitch count to be very important. Thanks alot Dusty Baker.

and I was a Sigma Chi. Lets bro it up

My friend got dumped by his girlfriend so he went right out and bought a Fleshlight. I was…not sure how to react to that news

Also Etrusca. And alot of Dogfish fare. Sam has a thing for ancient beer:
http://www.dogfish.com/brew…

Uh, Mr. Burns, I don't know what you think sideburns are, but…

OK

New York loves some LAX too

As someone who spent four years in a mid-atlantic private college and was freshmen year roomates with a LAX player, I can attest that they're pretty meathead/frat/douchey for the most part

That is frighteningly accurate

Did we officially choose crysterbating over mastercrying?

Hahah, 102 JAMZ was the only rap station we could pick up in Roanoke back in the day. Came in fuzzy as hell, but we'd still try to jam

Trivial Pursuit…now THERE'S a board game

THIS!

Stories like this are the reason I just don't talk to strangers

A cruel reminder of what could have been

Also, beer. They even name drop Founders Brewing which is one of my top five favorite breweries