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I came to the comments looking for a good explanation of why NOT to use an Oxford comma, because I don’t understand the strange desire to leave it out. Having found none, I write this comment in disappointment.

Your version is not an improvement.

Move?

I recall seeing studies where one or two drinks were shown to increase creativity and motivation maybe, but then performance decreased with additional drinks, as expected.

Pretty sure USB C is going to replace the other end, not the Lightning end.

Pretty sure USB C is going to replace the other end, not the Lightning end.

Pretty much! Problem is, they take far longer to make than to drink!

This is probably the one exception. Also, because if it isn’t on the menu, there’s a good chance they won’t make it right anyway. I usually only drink these at home, unless I know the bartender and know he’s got time. If a bar is silly enough to put it on the menu, though, I will order the shit out of these until they…

There is a distinct difference between a bartender and a person who just pours drinks behind a bar. There are way too many of the latter.

I love a rye old fashioned, but it’s no longer my go to drink if I don’t know the bar/bartender because I’ve been burned to many times. What is this glass of syrup with fruit smashed around the bottom? I tried for a while to specify that I don’t want any muddled fruits, but then I’d always end up with the bartender…

Gin & Tonic is my go to if my confidence in the bar/bartender is low. I’ll actually specify half tonic, half soda because the tonic from the gun is always too sweet and kind of gross.

Oh, man. That’s fantastic. I don’t think that’s the best way to do it, but I applaud the waiter for attempting to educate the customer.

There are a few places I go where the bill is always significantly discounted, so I always tip generously on what the bill ought to have been without the discount. I have been shocked to find out this isn’t as “standard” of a practice as I thought it would be.

Uber as a service is fantastic and I will continue to happily use it as long as it is available or until something better comes along.

Go to the bar?

No, but your post implied that protein was the intended fuel source in this dish.

Yes, it’s just you.

Did you forget the generous portion of fat? There’s plenty of fuel in bacon.

Frank was right. That video was much improved by adding a stripper.

Looks like it, but they did say “not in Philadelphia” at the beginning.