Have you ever thought to yourself, “I have too much money and not enough chores.”?

Eat food. Food has calories and nutritional value. If you are choosing to eat something simply because it has fewer calories, you should reevaluate why you are eating it. Food is fuel and material inputs for your body. Treat it that way.

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This.

Last time the pilot asked me to move, it was because I was in his seat.

Genius!

This. The only storage space you’re entitled to is at your feet under the seat in front of you. The rest is bonus.

I wish they would charge for the overhead bins, and make checked bags free. People bring way to make shit and there is no enforcement of any carry-on policies. One small bag that should fit under your seat (or in the size guide that every airline has that everyone ignores) and a “personal item” (purse, jacket, pillow,…

Best I’ve heard is about a guy who moved it into a savings account with a decent rate and waited for the bank to come asking for it. When they eventually did, he told them they could have it back, just give him a couple of days to transfer it. They agreed, he did, and in the end made a few bucks off the interest. Not…

More like money and something that isn’t money but is the same color.

Americano

Bar gun tonic is overly sweet, so you can ask them to cut it with some club soda.

Order something else.

Nobody can handle anything. I don’t know if this is new or if people were always this sensitive. I don't how these people make it through a normal day.

I have relatives that I already know about and have no interest in meeting or developing a relationship with them. It’s weird that people think they need to be a part of some stranger’s life just because they might be related.

Also a drink served up is meant to be finished quickly, before it gets warm.

I has been said already but it’s worth saying again. Don’t do this. Develop your grip strength instead and don’t make a mess of the gym for everyone else.

It's your claim. You prove it.

Where I live, taxi drivers are by far worse than Uber drivers. Unpredictable and illegal driving, stopping wherever they feel like it and blocking traffic, shitty vehicles that reek of cigarette smoke and who knows what else, they are rude (if they even speak English), don’t know where anything is, try to scam you…

Yah, baby strollers and wheelchairs, too. Get that shit off the sidewalk, it’s for feet only. Leave your dog at home, as well. He has too many feet.