Jaguar fans travel, man. Normally it’s to get away from the crushing depression and the constant construction, but they travel.

I’m having a hard time believing that there are Bears fans in Chicago.

Wait, you can tie in baseball?

Because “Antonio Brown” has like 7 guitar solos and Josh Norman just bought his first Squier Stratocaster 16 months ago and he’s still learning his scales. He can do “Big Me” by Foo Fighters, though.

Trainer: What’s your name?

That's actually what I did but to a far lesser degree. Casually kicking a soccer ball to a relative a few feet away and my plant leg buckled. Dislocated the knee, sprained ligament and torn meniscus. Luckily no surgery needed due to location of meniscus tear and my knee realigned immediately naturally. Took 4 weeks…

That’s because “Shehawks” is what “Seahawks” sounds like about 12 beers into the game. The name’s already taken.

The worst thing about the Seahawks is that their cheerleaders are called the “Sea-Gals” and not the “She-Hawks.” Seriously. They left money on the table. Dummies.

Man. Girls aren’t real. They’re just something made up to get people to buy cars.

“You.. you don’t understand occifer! *Hic* I caught that excavator in bed wit’ muh wife! *Hick*”

This change is dumb. You can just get cash back for $1 per 100 points, then spend that cash on Amazon. So it’s basically Chase requiring an extra click.

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-…

During the summer, people use a lot of airconditioning........

but it’s not the Song of the Summer.....

No, this is makes sense.

bnaned

I’m so excited! I’m finally going to learn MS-DOS 5.0!

Lending out books to friends is like lending money to family: you need to assume it is gone forever and anything that comes back is a bonus.

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