Don’t care. Eat whatever the hell you want, who gives a shit. It’s your stomach.

I used to know someone who had similar luck with women, he was just charming and good looking, and his life was a continuous series of one night stands. I didn’t know why he did that, and I didn’t know how he did that, but I was both jealous and annoyed at him for it.

Is Fortnite all that mysterious really? It’s not like it’s complicated and weird like cricket or jai-alai.

John Mayer is, from my objective observations, one of those annoying guys who manages to have unbelievable short term success with women, despite his widely known sexual deviancy.

WHO IS THIS PERSON?

Vane looks like Rime and AER mixed together. Which is good, as I don’t have a PS4.

Needs Roo Bars to hide the ugliness.

People who know they’re making history, don’t make history.

I would’ve fast-tracked more games just like Brothers: A Tale Of Two Sons. The two-character-by-one-player idea was implemented so well, and there’s a lot of stories about friendship and family and cooperation that can be told in that way.

Birds Of A Feather

Hopefully around the time of the first neck tattoo.

Relic Hunter was Tomb Raider in all but name. Well, in name too, if you consult a thesaurus.

I assume the young-women-who-once-were-tweens don’t swoon over redneck Bieber the way they did with teenybopper Bieber. I hope not, anyway.

The problem with having savings for emergencies is that when an emergency happens it gets all used up and it takes another decade to build them back up again, which won’t happen if the emergency is ongoing.

I miss VPLs.

I used to work for a porn website, and I have met feminist women who are against porn, and who are for porn. It’s far more complicated than I know how to navigate.

For me, an attractive woman in lacy underwear will certainly be appealing, but I can guarantee you that’s because attractive women are attractive in almost anything. It’s not the lingerie that does it for me, it’s the lady.

I am so happy Mark Hamill can still make the current generation swoon. There was a time when he had lost that ability, and it was a shame.

I do not share your opinion on the majority of these choices.

Maybe if announcements were just press releases instead of hugely anticipated events there would be less hype to get rabid fans excitable about something that doesn’t exist.