Unless I’m doing something unusual like a complicated search for multiple images, the most tabs I have open at any one time is about 12. Most of the time it’s way less, like five or six.

Richer than Croesus, and yet he looks like he just finished doing donuts on the driveway after the stump-pull.

Caden Conrique

This is a country where shows about chavs watching their TV get good ratings.

I don’t care how much money anybody has. What care about is that they don’t hoard it, and instead that they circulate it amongst the community, support people via employment, and give to appropriate causes that will help people.

I know my shit.

What matters is regularity, not frequency.

This theory has merit and warrants further study.

I have yet to question my rule not to pay any attention to anyone with face or neck tattoos. It ever holds true.

Southern Hemisphere:

Considering for most of women’s tennis broadcasting history the cameras were deliberately located for maximum upskirt, this seems positively absurd.

Okay. Well, that’s still not a sitcom premise that would work for viewers.

Whenever I think about remaking Bewitched or I Dream of Jeannie I come up against the fundamental problem with what we’d all really do if we had access to an ultimate power like that. It’d get skeevy and porn-ish so quickly it would never work as a sitcom anymore. At that point I give up on it.

I like the Thor movies. Y’all are far too nitpicky and judgemental sometimes, leaping onto bandwagons without being objective. Doesn’t everyone love Loki? Doesn’t everyone love Darcy? I sure do. You all need to get over yourselves.

Oh dear.

No head or eyes? Sounds like a plant to me. Could just be weird seaweed covered in anemone or something.

Cobra Kai is great. It’s far better than it ought to be, frankly.

Paris invented the pissoir. So they’ve had this problem for a long time.

They should do a movie together, but all the shots of them in the same room should be carefully staged to look like a bad split-screen effect.

You’re unnecessarily snarky about some of these. They’re no more ridiculous than what we have, we’re just not used to them.