Also sounds like he needs to see his ophthalmologist.

I need a graph to clarify some of these numbers.

Didn’t somebody build a replica that also had a matching interior? I think they used it in an episode of X-Files.

It was called Super Mario Brothers because it was on the Super Nintendo Entertainment System.

This is a remake, not a reboot.

The Oprah entourage is ever the enigma.

Well, lighting a grail-shaped beacon will attract helpful people sometimes.

She was younger, when she was younger.

In the running for “Most Punchable Face Of 2018".

In the running for “Most Punchable Face Of 2018".

I am surprised Fantastic Voyage  is not listed. Remove Doctor Strange as it’s really just Inception 2 and not all that groundbreaking. Not sure about The Walk either. Replace it with Back To The Future Part II, another Zemeckis film.

Always thought that, after Borders shut down, they should’ve made a You’ve Got Mail sequel. But unfortunately Meg Ryan has lost her cuteness after bad plastic surgery, so maybe it just wasn’t on the table.

The only thing dead about RomComs is they aren’t viable for the cinema anymore, and should stick to streaming or other home video equivalents.

She’s married to Donnie Wahlberg? The incestuous nature of Hollywood is really weird sometimes.

If you are legislatively forced to use a word that has no rigid definition, like “wellness” or “organic” because scientific words are out of bounds for your products, you should be automatically flagged for shut down.

I’ve read tales like this where no pictures were taken, and it was just overheard conversation being related. That can be charming and sweet, or just a bit weird, but I think ultimately harmless.

The best temperature here in Australia is 22°C which lines up pretty well with this assessment.

Justin Bieber might be a redneck.

Dooooooomed!