She’d rather be with the guy who kisses dead women and marries them the next day? The dude’s a weirdo, and no self-respecting woman is keeping his freaky spawn.

I don’t trust that Prince Charming, I bet Snow White got one.

I think it would be more interesting if she was dating a bus mechanic.

The world makes no sense to me anymore.

Has anybody mentioned Gangs of New York yet?

I once had a great collection of library music that had been collected together as everything that had ever appeared in episodes of Ren and Stimpy. Lost it all in a hard drive crash. Darn it all.

Whenever he says “I’m hearing more and more...” he means he heard one person say it, probably on Fox News.

Dear Jezebel. Please wean yourself off the Kardashian teat.

I wonder if there is a way to use this for the movie industry and recreate realistic models of actors.

When people used to say “Life isn’t fair” I disagreed. I’d say “Life isn’t good or bad, it just is. It’s people who make it unfair.”

Blogs don’t control content like newspapers, quite the opposite they open you up to wider content, immediately, constantly updated in real-time. There are no negatives, from a consumer’s point of view.

The problem isn’t Netflix, the problem was when you all so rapidly abandoned physical media.

Considerably more nudity than a Marvel film, apparently.

He was facing a future of extreme loneliness just by random chance, whereas the future she was planning was just a quick tour around the new planet then back to sleep again on the way home. His future was inescapable, hers was non-specific and a bit pathetic. I really don’t think what he did was evil. Misguided,…

I do this too, and never noticed the callus until now.

I hold a pencil mostly correctly. Instead of it resting on my middle finger, gripped by my index and thumb, I instead rest it on my ring finger, gripped mostly by my middle finger and thumb, and supported by my index.

Keep your keys in your pocket. Always keep a spare key in your wallet, in your backpack, hidden out in your yard, in your desk at work, and with a trusted friend.

See also Sylvia.

But to be fair, they do ask forgiveness after watching it.

That is a stupid title for a show.