Has anyone tried to put Harrison Ford’s face onto Alden Ehrenreich in the Solo trailer?

That is an excellent point.

“Meghan Markle is about to be fabulously wealthy and she refuses to give us any.”

I’m a dude. What an eye-opener!

It’s a frustrating thing that we very rarely hear any follow-up information after a Missing Person report, even though the large majority of the time (over 95% I think*) they are found within days, if not hours, of the report going public.

Writing and directing a porn parody would be super fun*, and though it looks like they’re having a good time with these pieces of crap, they really aren’t putting any effort in, which is disappointing. The porn movies of the 80s, the ones that had plot, at least looked like they spent more than a morning figuring it…

I thought this said Daily Hamster Gazelle.

I remember when strategy war gaming was played on green baize tables with flanks of little red-uniformed soldiers, tiny cannons, and a measuring tape. Looked seriously boring. Its transition to video games with flashy bangs and all the maths hidden makes it much more understandably palatable.

Fan Casting.

Her most famous role is of a crotch shot. Of course she’s laughing.

Bleeargh.

“indiscretions”

Seems to me she ought to work here at Jezebel.

She guested on the JV Club podcast with Janet Varney. Well worth a listen.

It’s a well known fact that there’s no such thing as 14 year old girls. They’re all a myth. Every single one of them is a cop.

Meanwhile frozen cod are for sale at Shark Bay. Craaaaazy.

I’m not usually one for instant condemnation, but no apology is enough for such blatant inappropriate behaviour. He’s not a nine year old. His YouTube account should be banned immediately and permanently.

Dear Jezebel. Please make your 2018 New Year’s Resolution to be enough with the fucking Kardashians already. Stop perpetuating their meaningless unnecessary pointless bullshit undeserved fame. Just stop.

These are the kinds of things VR would be perfect for. Broadway and West End productions, sports events, concerts. You can pay for different seats, but it will give you a full 3D VR experience, like you’re in the audience during its prime period, and always rewatchable.

I was just thinking how David Faustino could helm a Married With Children sequel. Even if it was just a TV movie or something, I think his character of Bud Bundy would have a story to tell.