Well if you pay them enough sex workers will say anything, Senator.

Goddamnit Apple you’re doing it wrong.

there is so much ignorance in this statement that it is mind boggling. There are two reasons that people fly that flag: 1) they want to be purposefully racist (KKK, this kid in Charleston, etc), or 2) they “support” a “heritage” that in itself was purposefully racist, not to mention treasonous. If you can’t get past…

Bullshit. The Confederate battle flag is not the same thing as the Confederate flag.

Hmm, then I think Tina’s instinct is right and you are expected to tip the server normally, with the tip jar possibly being for take-out. It’s OK to ask in these situations. “How should I tip my server—is it better to leave it on the table or in here?” (gesturing to the tip jar.) They can then tell you if tipping is…

Pretty sure the 100 who bought it are foreigners living in Japan.

Regular orgasm would still occur, but seminal fluid ejaculation would be prevented.

“It true. Me have a lot of friends in politics. But they wouldn’t be me friends very long if they knew me steal cookie. Understand it don’t matter to me what a monster does for his cookies. But stealing cookie? That dangerous.”

$31,ooo in cookies is cool... but it’s not forty cakes cool.

Or they can not worry about any of this by playing Heroes of the Storm!

Oops, I’m that guy.

Well played. Also, the “Cadillac escalade” of legal representation sounds bloody amazing.

If you TRULY know Gus, then you know Gus won't be sharing his popcorn with ANYONE! Lol

Psych gifs are perfect for every occasion!

My then-girlfriend and I made it 8th or 9th in line to Harry Potter 6 (oh, 40 minutes or so before scheduled showtime - not the most popular theater, so not a huge need for camping out even for a huge release). A big line formed in the hallway to the screen where they were gonna show it; eventually they announced…

Gus has plenty to share.

Reports out of Alouettes training camp say that Michael Sam was having a hard time adjusting to his role in the 12-man CFL defensive scheme, where teams generally employ a fifth defensive back.

Or, perhaps, a German living in some out-of-the way village in Argentina or Paraguay?

Traditionally, a female relative takes the title of First Lady should the President not have a wife to fill that role. President Buchanan’s niece was his First Lady.

How is babby formed?

Seriously, one bot failed, and *poof*?