Turning a stimulant into an aerosol? No way this could go wrong!

I’m really against personally owning a gun even if it’s just to have around my work space.

Remind me again why sex work is illegal

SW here!

I mean, you expect that kind of thing in a Volvo, but a Subaru? Weird.

... surely having MORE evidence in this woman’s favor is not a bad thing?

Broken vertebrae! Damn. And what it is the deal with white men and mass murder?

He began to strangle her, but after a struggle she managed to grab his gun and shoot him.

I kept scrolling and it wouldn’t stop. Thought maybe I was dead and in purgatory.

I’m confused at why people think that by posting it, I was implying we should all have sympathy for them. It’s a weird, crazy, nonsensical story that I found interesting to read; that’s the entire judgment I would attach to it.

“dragons nesting in the mozzarella tub” That is some excellent prose.

This is fair, but at the same time, if you call a place and ask “are you delivering right now” and they say “yes,” at that point it’s kind of on them.

I’d like to think that there is a BCO-worthy story of what went on backstage in that Pizza Hut that caused diners to wait over an hour for their pizzas. Sinkholes in the kitchen floor, tweaked-out line cooks wielding cleavers, dragons nesting in the mozzarella tub? I wanna know.

(Editor’s Note: Bob must not have been doing the job for very long if he was mortified by that question, because servers and cooks say WAYYYYYYYY more fucked-up shit to each other pretty much every day)

You’re paying for the extra E to be painted on the sign.

There is a special place in hell for people who order delivery during snowstorms. And in that hell, crab rangoon will always be Three. Blocks. Away.

I kinda feel like the Pizza hut manager didn’t really have a leg to stand on either legally or otherwise. I mean if your service is so bad that people are ordering takeout to be delivered, that’s on you as the manager.

I’m kind of impressed that the produces cut away from the close up footage when they figured out what was going on. Like they didn’t want to be responsible for showing someone killed by a shark on live TV.