Did a project with a few freshman football players back in college, and we would play that year’s edition together. It was very clear that, even as freshman at pre-Grobe Wake Forest it was them in the game.

I personally believe that Cain was a Stephen Colbert-esque satire candidate poking fun at the GOP clown car, who ended up accidentally doing well in the polls. He spent a weirdly large amount of time parodying his own campaign with John Oliver and Jon Stewart on the Daily Show and Stephen Colbert, almost like they…

Actually “RAKE over the coals” is correct. It’s embarrassing that you would try to call someone out and not take 30 seconds to Google it first.

Baked Mariota sounds like something they would serve at Olive Garden.

Wrong. The correct term is rake, as in “to rake - to drag across a surface”

Chip Kelly has gone 20-12 running that system while starting Michael Vick, Matt Barkley, Nick Foles, and Mark Sanchez. Eagles offense was ranked in the top 5 the last two seasons. Also, many of that offense’s concepts are used by Seattle, where Russel Wilson has won a Super Bowl.

The common saying is “rake him/her over the coals”.

Had Winston held out this long, the media would rake him over the coals.

The main worst part about this is ascribing arbitrary meaning to an invented term (“fuckgirl”) based on a term she and most of the internet apparently doesn’t understand (“fuckboy”) that has been has been divorced from its origins (AAVE, specifically black rap culture) and warped into some catchall phrase for…

We don’t have babies or periods, were happy to deal with inconvenience if we skip that...also peeing standing up is great

Colorful and scary? (or perhaps its more ‘existential crisis’)

What kinda weirdo wears pants all day? I’m in gym shorts within 5 minutes of walking in the door at the end of the day.

“Our boyfriend...”? Go on...

I think it’s more: buy the coffee shop, sell off all but one espresso machine, cut staff to one per shift and demand they work off the clock to clean and prep, limit supplies to the minimum used per day, then whine and bitch and complain about how lazy employees are when the shop closes, file for bankruptcy, and sail…

Flip phone porn girl was an innovator. I didn’t get porn on my phone until keyboard phones were a thing.

That’s ... not an easter egg.

The first time I played it and it opened in my browser I was so completely blown away by what an awful idea it was.

I’m guessing you never played 3, then. For the rest of us, it was just a mild disappointment that they hadn’t learned from 3 and continued to insist on a web launcher.

Our Pinkham in Kinja, hallowed be your name. Your thermosdome come, your steak be medium-rare, on Jezebel as in Kitchenette. Give us today our daily saved bread. Forgive us our steaks, as we forgive those who have Pinkham’s law’d against us. Lead us not into poop stories, but deliver us from crunchy allergies. For the…