Sepp Blatter resigns as President of an organization too corrupt to have voted them out when they had the chance like a day ago.

Pathetic and sooooooo many red flags. Good on that girl for calling a cab.

The story about the cancer-free anniversary “date” is one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever read. That’s some Ralph Wiggum/Lisa Simpson shit right there.

Uhmmm I think the idea of bracelets that synchronize with music sounds like an AWESOME idea, even without them saving lives. I want one.

Pizza drivers are usually high schoolers/college kids, especially before the economy tanked. It’s all well and good to expect adults and cops to do this, but high schoolers/college kids or kids on their first couple jobs may feel powerless to stop it and it’s understandable that they don’t stand up. Don’t get me…

No. If he tries to stand up for the new guy—a guy he doesn’t even know—suddenly he’s going to be the one to get shit on. He doesn’t have any power in this scenario; he’s not a manager, he’s a low-rung employee barely above the guy who’s just been hired. Additionally, you don’t know how badly he needs the money that…

Pizza guy, there at the bottom? That guy is my fucking hero.

Why is your last click capitalized? Are you trying to say something, some kind of code? What secrets does it hold?

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Impossible list of features given the budget and team size. Customization is 5x the work. And customizing two interacting things isn’t 5x, it’s 25x. And they’re promising to let you customize all sorts of things.

If I could give it less than 1 I would. Tried calling the manager and he just made excuse after excuse and said my mom was crazy and frantic as if that’s a reason for poor customer service? Our conversation got heated very quickly and after name calling began I just hung up, Tyrone then called my boyfriend and said he…

I love you for posting that.

I had a woman request a new glass of ice water, because, and I can’t make this up, “her ice water was watered down.”

Meanwhile, Sisqo’s calls go unreturned.

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I hope they were wearing capes. I hope they were wearing capes. I hope they were wearing capes.

What kinda sad, pathetic, delusional dudebros were in this group? The hilarious headline brought me into the story chuckling, but now I’m just confused and a bit saddened.

Re: the fake allergies