As someone who, for reasons I don't understand, can't stand cheeseburgers and has to verify "without cheese" at every single restaurant, the greatest moment of my life was when we went to a kosher restaurant near my friend's apartment, and I start explaining to the guy that I want a burger with NO cheese, like I…

I'm pretty sarcastic in general about these companies, but for this, I offer a genuine "good job."

I could *almost* give the people a pass for thinking Chipotle served soup because, while I don't live near one, I do have a Qdoba close by and they have tortilla soup as a regular menu item and, in my mind, they are roughly equivalent establishments. BUT there is no reason to get all crazy about serving things in…

Oh my god.

Ugh, I hate the people who are just impossible to explain anything to. I had a conversation about pesto this week that went like this:

The "lady" in the last story sounds like a real half-wheat...

"Short me fifty cents, huh? Short me fifty cents?! I'll show him fifty cents with my chicken BALLS!"

Can we like, get you a raise or something? BCO does something to my spirits. Everyone at work today is squabbling. Tension can be cut with a knife. I'm over here snickering... and wanting to be waited on by a tough ass drag queen.

Making the pumpkin peach ale thing even dumber: Just last week AB InBev bought a craft brewer in Seattle called Elysian, who made a pumpkin peach Amber ale called Gourdgia On My Mind.

The brilliant part of Clyde is that the way he was programmed cut off the player, allowing Pinky to predict more precisely where the player would go and allow Inky and Blinky more room to box the player in. Clyde was the zone defense of Pac-Man and an unsung hero of video game strategy.

For us poor schlubs that didn't have a team in the game, I want to say that was hellavu entertaining.

I really hate to be that guy and to stick up for coffee latte lady, but doesn't "cafe" literally translate from French to English as "coffee"? As such, isn't a "coffee latte" really exactly the same damn thing as a "cafe latte"? Suck up the fact that she's an idiot and can't comprehend it is supposed to be cafe and…

That provision, in and of itself, is the reason any judge will wipe their ass with this bill if it ever became law.

Searching gave me links to this article and a Google ad for Degree Men Deodorant. Which makes a lot of sense to me, because you are liable to be covered with egg at any moment and not realize it, counteracting any possible smells should be your top priority.

My husband and I were at a restaurant with a large menu when a normal 30 something couple comes in. They both sit on the same side of the booth and the woman starts reading the menu to her male companion. She reads the title, description then price for all of the appetizers. I assumed he was blind, couldn't read,…

"We pull it out of our asses, you decide."

Don't you know the metal detectors they use for special Super Bowl security are actually collecting biometric data for a government database they can use to come after anyone who digs too much into BENGHAZI?!

"Nah man, I don't wanna go to the Super Bowl, I'm going to an awesome Super Bowl party" said a guy who clicks on banner ads about the liberal conspiracy to steal our food

We should just give that guy all the citizenships. Go where you want! Feel free to save some lives while you're there!