I have a friend who got screwed with in that way by a dealership. He has a Google Voice number, so when the inevitable calls started coming in, he redirected them to various extensions in the dealership.

knowing assholes like this exist is also why my servers get obscenely great tips from me. I wish people would just stop being assholes so I could save money.

Probably while editing, "change" and "tip" got mixed up in a few places, there. Hey, I'd want someone to tell me.

It sounds like they wanted to lord over this guy and humiliate him. He did what they wanted but they continued to mess with him. I can't stand people like this. He is doing his job and that still deserves respect even if it is just "delivering pizzas." How could they think they would look in this by releasing the…

Don't bite the hand that brings pizza to your lazy ass.

First and most importantly, as a former pizza delivery person fuck those cheap entitled assholes.

Bummed they didn't call it Total Warhammer.

At this point my dick is fully retreated into my stomach and my nuts were following close behind.

She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm.

In her spare time, the chef from David's story enjoys Russian Roulette, eating glass, and arm-wrestling silverback gorillas during their mating season.

P.S: candidate should be ok with possibly being murdered and buried under the floorboards.

yeah but baylor beat tcu and msu beat baylor and osu beat msu and vt beat osu. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?! this same gripe happens every year from every fan. Please fuck off.

They're just demonstrating how they would've shook hands with FSU players if they didn't run off to the locker room.

Better pro? Maybe. Better con? Definitely.

It was even uglier in the stands as the Memphis and BYU coaches' wives carried on the violence. outnumbered 6 to 1 the Memphis wives didn't stand a chance

If he wants his nickname to be "Machine Gun Kelly" there are better ways of telling us.

The best part was that when my mom came to get me after I got fired (I was 16 — I couldn't drive myself yet!) she wanted to stop by the mall on the way home. There was a fancy new store that sold tapes and CDs (! — hey, this was 1986!) opening up, and they were setting up the store. In a fit of bravado I asked if they…

Wow. I had no idea something like this even existed let alone that it could be so capable. That's pretty cool.

...he save bread...?

...Too soon.