I’ll take a brand new Grumman LLV, please!

Screw the rest but can we talk about how awesome Ben & Jerry’s is for a bit? Both in terms of ice-cream and activism???

Sometimes it feels like you put stuff up here for us to just no dice it into oblivion

Hi.  Please stop reporting on ad campaigns.

The only good thing about Mitch McConnell is that he will eventually have a grave for me to piss on.

It doesn’t matter if we like Taylor Swift or not.

“And unlike The Belchers or Central Park’s Tillermans, the Tobins aren’t residing in New York”

It wasn’t the first song that popped into my head (that is my nomination Supercharger Heaven, elsewhere in the comments), but it is a “guilty pleasure” song that deserves to be on a “fast driving” song list, and I don’t think anyone else is going to mention it.

The best answer is of course Jerry was a racecar driver by Primus.

“WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT, WELFARE ABUSING, GOVERNMENT OVERSPENDING IS THIS?! A FUCKING MERCEDES IS DROPPING OFF MY MAIL?! I CAN’T EVEN AFFORD A NEW FUCKING KIA, AND I’M PAYING THAT ASSHOLES SALARY TO DRIVE A MERCEDES?! NO WONDER TRUMP WANTS TO KILL THE USPS, THIS IS BULLLLLSHIITTTTTT”

This whole influencer concept and reality TV people becoming “famous” will be the downfall of modern civilization.  Such trash.  Ugh.  Makes me feel all old and “get off my lawn-y”.

Wrong. The concept of Sunday Scaries is not fear of the work week. Thats the PG version kids tell their parents.

Wrong. The concept of Sunday Scaries is not fear of the work week. Thats the PG version kids tell their parents.

YEAH BUT YOU GET A HAT

YEAH BUT YOU GET A HAT

Oh, a bougie racist asshole in Montclair, NJ?  Shocking. 

These fucking babies waste so much time on the most trivial shit. Can you Americans please elect some goddamn adults next time?

Alternate take: I like the fact that TJ’s doesn’t offer online shopping. The one I shop at has done a great job adjusting to the new realities of shopping in store.

In an alternative reality, Rivers Cuomo and Matt Sharp have made 14 albums, each more perfect than the last

I think Sanders’ true-believer zeal is actually a good matchup against Trump’s authenticity, as he can compete on the battlefield of convincing voters that he cares about what he claims to (something Clinton had trouble with because she was very transparent in just telling audiences what she thought she wanted to…