I fucking hate this guy.

I am embiggened by this comment. 

Your friend sounds like a dumbass. 

I wish it had an “in stock” mode. 

More often than not cops don’t stop crimes when they are happening. They show up 2 hours later and shoot your dog.

Fucking tax the rich already. 

This is it right here.  

Jeepy McJeepface obviously. 

For all the good this article will do, it might as well be titled “defund Christmas.”

Obligatory:

My neighbor had one of these, and he went on to become a convicted pedophile. Not the cars fault, but I am not going to lie and say it didn’t add to my CP vote. Same color and everything. Sheesh.

Volkswagen Scirocco

Well this just proves ACAB.