Tell us you’re a misandrist without telling us you’re a misandrist.  Jesus fucking christ, let a dumb fucking joke be a dumb fucking joke.  Outrage culture is completely off the rails. The internet was a mistake. 

You mean to tell me that a Darren Aronofsky movie isn’t teeming with kindness and tenderness?! Whaa??

That’s a pretty interesting mix of narcissism and insecurity you got going on. I’m fascinated. 

America needs the wit and wisdom of Jay Sherman “The Critic” now more than ever.  So let’s revive that short-lived classic instead.

Can we talk about how Steve-O is 47 years old and looks amazing considering everything he’s been through?

“Hey Noah, is anyone using that word I invented? What a duketastrophe!”

First they came for the billionaires, and I said “hell yeah” because I wasn’t a billionaire.

Stellan Skarsgård channels Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now!

$11,500?! I’ll give you $3,000...maybe.

Why the hate? Someone’s gotta fork over the big bucks if our governments won’t. Let the Bazillionare Space Race commence, and godspeed, I say. We’ll get some actual technological advancements that will further mankind’s journey into the cosmos, while also having a chance to witness some one-percenter explode on…

Steadying his massive elephant rifle against a well positioned rock, the ‘Housing and Zoning Inspector’ for Troy Michigan, calmly emptied his entire stockpile of high-powered ammunition into the engine block of the “Excursion” Jeep.

The fact that a bit of hyperbole, said to a ref while trying to illustrate the size difference between two players, has been made into a scandal gives another reason for people to think the WNBA is a joke.

Me, while reading your comment

was really hoping this pandemic would break us out of the current insane trajectory our country and global society was on. all that’s gone. i really see no hope for addressing climate change, no hope in addressing income inequality, no hope in addressing political corruption. it’s done. i feel jaded and hopeless about…

When was the last time a Le Mans winner was relevant to your daily commute?

And don’t say shit like “gone totally homo” like it’s a pejorative, you fucking Neanderthal.

I wasn’t about to try and load non-text into Kinja.  Kudos for going the extra step.

That’s a great idea! My big project for 2020 (The Great MGB GT Re-Wire and Dash Revamp) was a rousing success, though it’s only 98% done as of today. Another weekend or two and she’ll be finished up. I’d be totally down to spend a Saturday helping someone else nearby with a project, even if it’s just advice on where…

Change the channel, Marge.

The Trumps are like aristocracy on fast forward. They have one “good” King (for the people who like that sort of thing) and then all that king’s sons and cousins and daughters-in-law automatically assume they will be as good as that king, simply because their name is Trump.