You can throw the turbo from a gti or golf r in those things with a tune and a few supporting parts and get very nice power numbers

Why are you so salty about this

I have a GTI that has basically the same interior as the Sportwagen/Alltrack, of course, the space behind the rear seats is larger in the wagon. I can fit two car seats in the back with no problem. If the driver or the passenger in the front are very tall that could be an issue.

I would call a Jeep a Samurai just to piss off the owner. 

+1 medicated lip balm

And make sure you capture all this on your GoPro.

I’m impressed that Florida Man is wearing a helmet.  Good on him.  

I need to see the pig now. I’m hoping it looked something like a motorized version of this, because that so trumps the waterski.

“Florida man does something fun, legal, for a change”

BETTA GETTA JETTA! IT’S A RECORD SETTA!

I know what I would do with it...

A generic poll of drivers from 2010 is an absolutely terrible metric for anything. 

one simple trick to getting one earlier Stateside.

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I wish we could freeze-out Fred Armisen too. He might be more of a “private” dickbag than people like Norm or Louis CK but still a huge concrete creep. He seems like the kind of guy that skirts the borderline of decency with every relationship... never quite crossing over into illegal or even noteworthy territory (and…

Man,

How could I forget about all those homebuilt 300-Mile-Range Electric Cars built in garages that can be cranked out at a rate of hundreds per week, warrantied to last as much as 100k miles, full furnished interiors loaded with Android Auto and air conditioning, can quick charge using international standards, meet…

The model that looks closests to the police version is the Explorer Sport. And the drivers are aware of this, and use it to their advantage. I’ve routinely been cruising along minding my business only to have one of these speed up behind me attempting to make me go faster. Only to see them pass and see it’s Karen…

This story misses the most important part, though: what code was the car throwing?

“In a surprise move, BMW displayed continues to “M” all the things”