Reddit is trash

“Hey Honey, I bet I can smuggle 200lbs of uncut cocaine into the USA”

Idea: Don’t spend six-figures on a rapidly-depreciating asset that is a physical manifestation of your wife’s disappointment.

I put three of my children in it and they bitched and moaned the whole time

Accurate

But then we’re still left with some stupid, job killing Tariffs which adds thousands to the price of vehicles and parts and a dog that can figure out the area of a dodecahedron.

Does rust just follow you around?

Damn 3 arm mutants

The kids these days. 

“Maybe men in the car world can stop being douchebags to everyone they meet? While you’re at it you can stop being dickheads and weirdos to people.”

There's plenty of non-straight men who are misogynistic douchebags as well.

Neutral:

Trump’s Imported Car Tariff Could Ruin PSA Peugeot-Citroën’s Plans to Return to the U.S.

You could always give me a star, I will pass it to him/her. I promise. 

In case you’re thinking “psh, what could these French companies make that I could possibly want,” allow me to point you to the hot hatchback section of Peugeot’s website. That’s right, they don’t just have one hot hatch, they have an entire range of hot hatchbacks and consider those cars important enough to dedicate a…

Can’t wait for Quidditch through the Ages: We Swear Dumbledore Is Actually Gay, but We Won’t Confirm It in Actual Media Because We’re Afraid It Will Hurt Our Profits

You’re a fucking cop.

Seems Putin is a gifted musician...cause he just played Trump , his base and the GOP like a fiddle in that conference.