Farts ARE a blast!

Actually, Tom McFartland would be way more clever and that is a blast from the bast middle school insult.

lol

This is my job function. My actual job function is producing these kinds (not this one) of “humor” videos for internal events. You can offer something better, and can plead for something better...but in the end you are going to be hitting the reload button on jokes that weren’t that good from 2 years ago and the…

It’s always interesting to watch conservatives attempt humor. The references are almost always hilariously out of date, the attempts at self-deprecation are usually painfully forced, and it comes across like they decided to improv the first take and then felt it was comedy gold that couldn’t be topped. It’s like…

So, if I were to invent a bitcoin alternative for these folks, take a lot of money from them, then shrug my shoulders when the market “crashed,” that’s fraud right? Asking for a...me. I’m asking for me.

Relative to the crap that’s on the roads in some areas of Michigan, anything would help. There’s some SERIOUSLY sketchy things rolling around in that state that if an inspection even helped a percentage would be better for all involved. Especially with it being a no-fault state.

On a long enough timeline, the chance that everyone will end up in a Camry is 100%.

Coworker had one of those Hyundai XG350s that was his commuter car. Came into work kinda shell shocked and covered in dust and coffee. Asked what happened. He said that he closed the door getting coffee and the seat airbag deployed for no reason. Launched his coffee into orbit covering everthing. Said he had no clue…

Early 00's airbags are maybe items. Maybe they’ll deploy- maybe go fahk yahself.

Ah, Michigan. Proof that maybe vehicle inspections SHOULD exist.

... And stereos. See above. When I got robbed, the officer was polite but direct about the chances of recovery. And I pretty much realized that myself from the get-go. In a way it’s good, because the police are concentrating on much more important stuff. But it still rankles when you’re the victim filing a…

Yes, even moreso with stolen bikes. I’ve seen cases where the victim handed the police the case on a platter (“I found the ad on craigslist, the guy is here, I’m meeting him at 3:00pm”) and... nothing.

Yeah, but, who has full coverage on a 1991 HONDA ACCORD?

It’s actually Interstate 66, not Route 66.

Failed to make it on Jalopnik....time to part out.

I would’ve made it, but I had to return some video tapes and had reservations at Dorsia for the sea urchin ceviche.

I know I missed the boat on this one, but a while back I chased down a guy in a black Porsche 993 w/PCA stickers all over it. Thinking he was an enthusiast, when I finally caught him at a light, I rolled the window down and said “nice 993" to which he gave me a disgusted look and said “its actually a 911" before…