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There’s a buncha kidz singin’ in a youth center!”

Bobby being defeated by returning to his normal, mundane life after visiting Wichita Falls was my favorite part. Him playing the Street Fighter arcade game and wistfully saying “in Wichita Falls, this button doesn’t stick” was always my favorite part.

“I can’t do someone else’s vision,” she says.”

She thought her experience would become clickbait.  You won’t believe what happened next.

No, see, when you add the cost of buying a ticket for your entire family, plus your babysitter (they like movies too so you invited them along, but you still have to pay them for their time), plus the price of enough popcorn to eliminate world hunger, plus parking, plus the time you took off work to go see the movie

The problem with Velma is that it sucks. It severely miscalculates the mean jokes to genuine emotion ratio, making everyone so intensely awful to each other than the moments of attempted sincerity feel empty and manipulative (Always Sunny has the good sense to not ask us to care about their plight). And the jokes are

Pets.com I think?

Other than an appearance by Dwayne Johnson, were there no rock performances?

you forgot that sometimes he informs people that they have played themselves

“The unabashed queer joy of Renaissance was dismissed...”

the Soviet Union (as it was called at the time)

Time to fess up: I produced every film covered on Nathan Rabin’s My World of Flops. Like Jethro Tull, I just changed my name after every flop in order to keep working, although unlike them I was never successful enough to stick with one. I think Megalopolis will be the hit that makes it all worth it though.

And not for nothing, but that film is still absolutely one of the best in the genre

Linda Cardellini and Natalie Morales on Dead to Me are one of the smoking hottest pairings of recent years

it’s truly impressive how basic facts continue to elude this site

Eh, people can be two things. It’s a little out of touch to praise him at all but it’s not like Cox is saying Singer is a good guy. 

The simple fact is that there are way, way more people who want to go to a Beyonce concert then there are tickets. Ticketmaster sucks, but I’m not sure what it has to do with that problem.

I seriously thought that Toby Huss voiced Dale until just now. I suppose in large part because he looks like him. Every time I saw “The Wiz” episode of Seinfeld I would think “Oh, that’s Dale”.

Eh, high school comedies have largely been disposable crap since Fast Times At Ridgemont High

6'4" 290#?? Dude, heart disease and diabetes are a thing. How old are you??