Did you know that there are engineers whose job it is to figure out how to keep the occupants of amusement rides safe as well as make them work properly? Universal has lawyers who try to figure out what could make their company liable for damages and work to prevent that from happening. There are accountants too, who…

But Wario is a bad guy. A fat, bad guy! A fat, bad guy with a crooked mustache! Anyone who looks like Wario shouldn’t be allowed on the ride!

40-inches isn’t healthy (exceptions aside) and obesity rates are at an all time high.

No ALF? Half the episodes were about him trying to eat pussy.

Dang shame Luanne and Lucky have gone on to their heavenly reward before the reboot.

This is a list of shows I’ve never heard of, even though they sound pretty good, so maybe that’s part of their problem.

He has literally said, “where I come from, you don’t turn down money,” so, yeah. 

Eddie Murphy will literally make ANY movie, as long as he gets paid.

Person Wants Further Lucrative Work 

What pretentious bullshit.

So if a movie pays to have commericals everywhere so there no way you could possible have not heard about it, its fine... but if someone calls you and says hey watch the movie I was in and please tell others about it, thats potentially breaking the rules.

Ahh The China Syndrome: One of the reasons we still use fossil fuel power plants instead of the far cleaner and healthier nuclear power plants that we should have built since 1979.  Brilliant!

You do realize you’re on the internet, right?  If you can’t shit all over something for no good reason we’re gonna have to revoke your access rights.

It is just absolutely stunning that somone who had their first acting credit in 1973 and had already been the star of an extremely successful iconic tv series got paid more money to be in a show in 1992 than someone who was just starting her career. Especially since the first person was the lead of the show already…

After the drunken Bear party in San Francisco. 

Those polar bears who shill for Coke don’t wear pants. Are they polarizing?

Things got all mixed up after the threesome. 

[Madonna bursts in on one of her dancers, Botox in hand.]

Maybe she just needs more time.  Madonna has to think about her whole life before she directs a movie based on it!

As a kid who grew up in the sixties with Loony Tunes/Merrie Melodies reruns, it took me a bit of time to realize that Hillbilly Hare is a masterpiece of a cartoon. The animation, the voice work, the music, all a culmination of the studios genius. It was a shame to see the edited version that was shown on network tv…