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Kel Varnsen
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If Nitro, Turbo, and Gemini aren't in it, I don't care.

I’m completely flummoxed by this part - who could possibly care? Do these people see a kid eating at a T.G.I. Friday’s and clutch their pearls in shock?  Have these people ever been to a Dave & Buster’s?

“certainly questions to be asked and I think they should be asked.”

It’s my favorite.

I do enjoy a glass of Mick Foley’s Mankindischewitz.

Why are we acting like a movie being PG-13 matters that a bar is set up at the premier? Every movie theater pretty much already serves alcohol. 

Any word on Hillbilly Hare?

It was entertaining enough for a Christmas weekend with nothing good in the theaters. Usually I like to go out to see a Star War or something with my parents but this was year 3 of watching at home.

He was giving a concert for the pathway and the body of water. It’s all part of his strong play for the title of music’s biggest superstar.

it'd be hard to write a worse ending than the one this show gave us I guess. honestly it should have ended with Reichenbach Fall which was genuinely fantastic, but I'd watch a comeback if they fucked around and brought Andrew Scott back as Moriarty somehow. goddamn he was great

Well, what do you expect when you have yellow eyes? So help me God, yellow eyes...

I unironically love Zack Ward in everything I see him in. I mean no disrespect when I say he’s my favorite C-list actor, because he tends to have only small roles in larger projects or big roles in terrible projects, but whatever it is, he makes it better. He’s very briefly, like, the roommate(?) in The Curse of

“Bodied”? That word’s a hard pass.

At least he didn’t call the first movie “Episode IV”

I can see his point, it’s a silly title.  Calling it ‘Glass Onion: A Benoit Blanc Mystery’ would at least make more sense.

Yes, I remember, I had lasagna.

I think we all know who did it.

Coming soon to HBO: “Mayor Mare of East Kingstown.” Starring Kate Winslet, Jeremy Renner, and Butterscotch the Horse. (Voiced by Chris Fleming.)

I would watch a a series of Kate doing that, not even as any given character. 

Just don’t do it. I know y’all had fun making it and got some deserved critical acclaim and all that, but...remember Big Little Lies 2?