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Kel Varnsen
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The odd thing about the 2011 revival was that they were actually smarter than the modern MTV programming they were watching.

As a teen, my more commercial NIN and Depeche Mode leanings were oft-criticized by my more arrogant peers, and bands like Pavement were the stick they would hit me with. I grew up thinking I was missing something, and convinced myself they were a really great, seminal, indie band.

I love Beavis and Butt-Head with my whole heart, and probably my favorite thing about them is that they’re dumb as hell in general but absolute savants at making fun of music videos and also bad MTV reality shows in the 2011 revival.

once again i am baffled as to why someone chose to say something when they had the absolutely freedom to just say nothing

Mow the lawn, Pantera!

“Damn it, Pantera!” 

You treat your stepmother with RESPECT, Pantera!

A super-powered Fitbit.  

It may seem an odd choice, but the hook of an actor/stuntman/superhero will probably work pretty well for tv. Also, his power set will be pretty easy to depict (super strength/invulnerability), though hopefully not any energy being stuff.

“The chemicals in JP-5, JP-8, and Jet A fuels can enter your body through your lungs, digestive tract, or skin. We do not have information on how much of the chemicals in JP-5, JP-8, or Jet A fuels can pass into the bloodstream, but we do know that large amounts of some of the chemicals in jet fuels can easily do so.”

“Oh, yeah, the guy in the $800 suit is telling you you’re the asshole!” 

Going to need you to show your work on that one.

“You’ve made a huge mistake.”

Must be a real eye-opener to have Gob Bluth tell you you’re being an asshole.

I hope I’m not spoiling the ending of this series by letting everyone know that nothing at all will come of this, and we’ll just have a marginally better attempt at a coup sometime later this decade that will probably succeed at least partially, and then the show will be cancelled.

Pretty much sums it up. I haven’t seen any Ghostbusters media except for the original film, precisely because it all looks to be coasting on the goodwill of that first movie, and the tone of this article struck me as ridiculously condescending and mean-spirited.

It’s like finding out Tom Cruise prepared for his role in Top Gun by learning how to pilot a submarine.  

nice

Hollywood is full of attractive blondes.  You need more than that to be a movie star.

The Floor is Cake just got the green light. The twist - all the contestants are also cake.