I pushed up my nerd glasses and said “I thought everybody knew why Captain Marvel is called ‘Shazam’ now”

Do y’all Google shit? Like, ever?

Get Ben Schwarz and Adam Pally to take over full time.

I am Groot!

Diarrhea..cha cha cha!

It should always be noted that Space Mountain is like the second highest mountain in Florida.  

Somebody pitching trivial pursuit to a board game company would be the funniest thing

“he’s still working to develop a Trivial Pursuit board game”

People don’t like Last Crusade?! It may not be Raiders, but it’s leagues better than Temple of Doom and Crystal Skull. 

The whitest collection of new music. 

After the nose-dive that was the end of season 2 and the hot mess that was Boba Fett...well, I’m not excited to hear this. 

He has nothing to do with a show he created, wrote multiple episodes of, has acted in every single episode of, and is executive producer of to this day?

I’m going to assume they’re going to use the same approach they did with the Hulk continuity: They’re going to avoid referencing the Netflix shows wherever they can, but technically it’s canon unless something contradicts it, in which case don’t worry about it because Marvel sure as hell won’t.

And by mid-season, the show will just mysteriously transform into The Mandalorian, Season 4.

Dont forget that the last two episodes of the Obi-Wan series will sideline the main plot for two guest shots of Mando.

It’s not my jam, but I think a cooking show would really be thinking outside of the box.  I’m sure there’d be some interesting recipes with that blue milk...

Well they’ve already done a sort-of “heist” movie with Solo and no-one can forget the original musicals:

At least there some action in these films. Not like that terrible tease with the filthy title where, unbelievably, no cars fuck anyone. Yes, I AM looking at you Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Or my fan fiction script for Cars 4 “This time, the cars fuck!”

“This didn’t need to be a slideshow” is the new “this could have been an email.”