I admire Trump and his team’s ability to successfully push the narrative that supporting Trump = supporting America. It is so far removed from reality that having to explain it to someone is almost more trouble than it is worth. 

“Which bone is most likely to be infected with racism? Femur? Rib? Have medical professionals ever confirmed the existence of a racist bone?”

7 Year old Travis Scott: Man, I wish I could play the Super Bowl halftime show one day. That’d be insane!
*Monkey’s paw retracts one finger*

This honestly would be a smart move for both teams, and so will never, ever happen. 

I bet his birth certificate actually says "Freddie".

It’s the Browns. He’ll be Freddie Basements soon enough.

Freddie Kitchens has to be someone Tomsula’s knife-fought over a dented can of expired pearl onions at some point in history.

It’s a testament to the civility of Northwestern fans that she hasn’t been stuffed into a trashcan. 

Shut the fuck up.

How’s he going keep getting to 7-9 if he doesn’t get to play the Jets twice a year?

Apologies for the repost if Deadspins already covered this:

The real question, of course, is: who are the GLORY BOYS who walked right past that gorgeous bitty girl with her fist out, granting them elite sportsbaby luck, with nary a backward glance? For shame.

“Four of them didn’t even have to interview, just show up and sign the contract.”

if the Falcons don’t start calling their o-line the Sweathogs after welcoming back Koetter I will, like their fans, be disappointed

Nope, you’re not the only one. I remember that AND the movie version with Alan Alda as Plimpton.

I'm now convinced McConaughey would fuck no where else. 

Alright, alright, alright. 

“Allright, allright, allright”

Nothing but faster and lighter on D to keep up with Olympic sprinters in pads as wide outs while RBs remain about 5'10" 225.  Another Jerome Bettis would be devastating if his line could get holes for him but that's the point in a modern D, preventing the holes from ever appearing so a heavy big runner has to plow the…

Unrelated to this game, but an interesting defensive tidbit, is the Colts’ D coordinator used the old Tampa 2 defense after seeing a documentary on Mean Joe Greene and the 70s Steelers defense, and it worked well against the Texans.