I don’t know where to leave this, so I’m just going to put it here. After Splinter got executed and Deadspin will no longer be Deadspin, I will be no longer be perusing the remaining sites. I’m a vote with my money kind of guy (I boycott all Nestle products and Jimmy John’s to name a couple).

He was supposed to take the safety. 

I grew up watching wrestling in the 70's and 80's, but got away from it many years ago... decades. I’ve recently become interested again mostly because of AEW. It seems like the WWE product I would like would be NXT over the main brands. I don’t see why the had to bury Kingston to sell Brock and Velazquez when this…

They can’t all be Michael Dickson.

The Landry call was bullshit, but I don’t think it changed the outcome. If you are talking about the sideline catch by Metcalf, it happened outside of two minutes so a review could only happen on a challenge. The Browns had no timeouts and no challenges left. Even if they had it wouldn't have been changed. At best it…

Scarlet Blight? Scarlet Fright? How many points would the Knights Who Say Ni be favored by over the Scarlet Knights?

Disgusting. You have to do a chaser shot of pickle juice for that to be good. 

You are not wrong. If this ends up taking down Trump AND tarnishing Uncle Joe, we all win. 

Number 55 on the far right also seems to have some eye issues, and number 2 in the foreground looks like a cartoon. 

Before Traction Park and Great Adventure, we had Bertrand’s Island in Northern NJ. The ancient wooden rollercoaster was terrifying, felt like it was going to shake apart at any minute. The log floom was great, it was sort of a haunted house tunnel ride and you could stop your boat inside and create a logjam. It closed…

The first time I rode the Alpine Slide it was a concrete groove full of bumps and twists and turns. There was a cart with a joystick and a half assed brake. This was when Vernon Valley was a ski resort. They built the slide to have an attraction during the off season. It was also before they built the rest of Action…

The Seahawks drafted Mirer to replace Dan McGwire, who was also a first round wash out. Those are a couple guys I wish I couldn't remember. 

If you're not a lawyer, then how do you have a non-grey comment on Deadspin? 

Don't forget there are rumors swirling about Gronk coming back. 

$9M is the minimum, could be up to $15M. This is a one year deal, the Raiders was 3 years. He could theoretically make more this year than he would have, add a Superbowl ring, and reset the WR market next year. Honestly it could be a huge win for AB. 

Gronk will now un-retire and rejoin the Patriots in 3, 2, 1...

He is a Patriot. Took less than an hour after free agency. 

Seattle is definitely looking into it. 

They still had the second challenge, which they used correctly with 4 minutes left in the game. So essentially it was an extended time out that cooled the only momentum Chicago's offense had all night and drew attention to OPI by Gabriel that paid off later. I'd say it was an excellent job of understanding and using…