To be fair, Gruden would deserve the demotion for going to a Hooters when there is a perfectly good Greene Turtle somewhere nearby.

Nice! I say their first three games are played against the Canadiens to see who really won the 1919 Stanley Cup. Influenza be damned!

They could burn Nicolas Cage in a straw man that big.

And it is probably venomous.

Pictured: Hue Jackson in 30 years

I didn’t until I made the comparison. Sometimes, things just fall into place...a little too conveniently.

Get Kellyanne Conway on the phone right now!

Can we all step back for a moment to realize that firefighters are highly trained individuals who would never prioritize the preservation of an inanimate object, no matter how significant in some opinions, over a life? 

Not sure how much time firefighters should spend saving 'stuff', no matter how valuable or how much it aligns with my hobby interests.  

I thought it worked, it took this show’s flair for over the top insanity and flipped it on its head. We’ve come to expect this show to wallow in the bloody excrement of human failure, so what could be more shocking after 13 seasons of said shit-rolling than a moment of actual goddamn grace? I’m not saying this should…

So I’m watching it, thinking the writing is maybe a tiny bit improved from the past couple of episodes, still feeling like I’m watching 1/4th of a real Sunny episode with Dennis “out of frame” and Charlie and Dee given one line each.

Reading this choked me up a little. Elderly people are easy to ignore, which should let us all know that if we’re lucky enough to become elderly, the fast-moving world will mostly pass us by, too.

I find there to be something just exhaustingly depressing about seeing Nirvana onesies for sale at Target.

Old people are. With gifs.

Read “Booger Mobile” thought it was a Jalopnik cross-post

So much respect for Gruden trying to get fired and get that whole $100m in one year.

Just Cry Baby 

“Reruns” of Taxi? I can’t be the only Gen X-or-older still hanging around this site who watched it first run.