Not at all : - ) Was talking about myself ie I’m the one who is generally not sober & am also a ‘grey’.

Well, on Splinter I had to sacrifice two goats at midnight on a full moon. I assume it’s similar on the sister sites, but I just haven’t found the right ingredients. I’m still trying different animals to get out here and Giz, so I’ll let you know if I find the right one.

Well, one way is to post a music video in a DUAN thread. If an ungreyed person stars it, your post will become ungreyed.

That dude always gets some.

I like the dude at 0:45 who knocked himself out... but still won by TKO because his opponent tapped out lol.

I could tell one of those self-KOs was from Pride long before it was said as such by the commentators, for one simple reason:

Surprisingly common:

The math checks out.

Silk Stalkings reboot?

I like it more now.

Ahh yes, nothing more American than a good old fashioned game of grid-irony.

Hey, hockey is awesome, and playoff hockey is awesome-r! Always room on the hockey wagon!

They forgot the obvious one:

Send John Connor back into time to eliminate Colin Kaepernick as a twelve year old.

At some point, he turned to a woman sitting next to him and described being “physically excited” to visit an old girlfriend in Charleston.

The “Wade Boggs Challenge” is not for everyone.

I hope his family got to eat the fucker.

Somewhat agree. I’ve never seen a cougar in my travels, but that doesn’t mean that I wasn’t stalked by one before and never spied it. Maybe hiking with friends really is the best idea. The thing about cougars though, they’re still pretty rare, and get spooked easily by noise/civilization, so they’ll retreat if they…

Is it terrible that I feel bad for the cougar too? Sounds like it was sick and starving. Really unfortunate all around.

Nah. God help me, but I was really really good at golf growing up, and I preferred it to hockey and baseball because you could be high as a kite while playing on the high school golf team. So anyway, as a young pup I played a ton of tournament golf. Here’s what actually happened, if it ever gets out of the grays....

[looks up “fisher cat”]