Wish they’d gone with plastic.

Imagine a Stanley Cup full of it.

Hannah - you know there IS a Bobby Bonds too, right?

in the one that appears to have only two people in the background, the short dude is walking behind the tall dude

Needs more garlic. I should be able to kill a vampire from 50 feet with this stuff.

[Drinks 10 cups of coffee]

Big deal. There wasn’t even a windmill on that hole.

Wow, I need to brush up on my out of date pop culture references.

In many American cities, without their security detail, Ronaldo and Messi might get ICE called on them...

I confused him with Marvin Lewis and I was like, “Finally he found something he can excel at! Good for him!”

And R2D2 just stood there doing NOTHING

What a pussy. I’m 46 and you don’t see me retiring.

I just wanted the respect I deserved didn’t earn.

Maybe a hat.

This brings up a good question: why does AJ Francis hate America and the troops?

Jersey Girl living in the South, everywhere is racist AF, at least they’re honest about it here. Here I know who to avoid, there its that liberal racism, won’t say it to your face but move onto their street and watch them bitch about property values to each other while they bring you welcome cookies.

If you look at it sideways, its a Cyclops with a Mustache and a big mouth.

Hannah getting us primed for Reel Sports: Point Break.

NFL Players really should form a union.