Time to upgrade from that Celeron.

This is the only unboxing video I enjoy watching.

This is pretty fresh, you ever consider taking this material on the road, sinbad?

What do you have against the World Wildlife Fund?

It was built for the world's largest 720p HDTV.

Kids draw penises. It's just a natural part of growing up.

Seven years old (to the day!), but needs reposting:

But what about my Game Gear?! Oh, never mind. The batteries went dead during the landing sequence.

You shall not pass?

"non-transforming"? And they want 800 bucks? Wow.

They got me with this hook, line and sinker. EGM was usually pretty great with their April Fools. The worst they ever got me was Smash, though.

Awww how cute. Its a GrizzWii Bear!

I take back my "klassy" comment on Tina then. He deserved it.

Jason rarely has any puzzle pieces. It's quite sad, really.

And then there was that time I met you at Barcade and your mii fled from an icy room in my time of need. Then to add insult to injury, you had zero puzzle pieces for me. Thanks, Jason. -.-

Get one! The 3ds is quickly becoming my favorite platform of the last ten or so years. Im constantly playing it. Unlike its bigger console brothers theres allways somthing im dying to play. Add it all of the DS games that i missed out on and my biggest problem is my 3ds dying on me from playing it so much.

Stephen, this is smart analysis, as expected, but you left out one of the best parts of StreetPass: personal messages. When you meet a fellow StreetPasser more than once, you can leave them a short, private note, along with a silly face. It's a limited system, but it lets you get to virtually know some of the people…