Dude, nobody wants a Switch Lite. 

Oh geez... Bolt, eh? I guess I can’t really complain about “free” games, right?

I think mine was Rampage for the NES. I *gasp* never beat the first Super Mario Bros game. Then I got a Game Boy and I beat Kirby’s Dreamland. I also *gasp* never beat Super Mario Bros 3. In fact, the first Super Mario Bros game that I ever beat was Super Mario World, which is still my favorite game of all time. 

Definitely intrigued. Intrigued enough to be excited for it to come to the Switch!

Nice article! Good read. And screw you, I'm a Bengals fan and Paul Brown Stadium is really nice, for what it's worth. 

I’d still hit that. 

I’m gonna smell the shit out of Smash Bros when it comes out. 

Oh I love smelling a new game. I think it’s an “event” too. That was partially the reason why I refused to buy used games for a long time until I started a family and had to buy diapers and formula. I bought a new copy of Lego City Undercover for the Switch the other day and my son asked if he could open it. I…

I saw these figures announced this morning and thought you’d love them. Sure enough, the article shows up on here. Glad you’re “back”, Mike.

Damn, that stinks. I hope everyone is okay!

No thanks, Xbox. This is the least that Microsoft could have possibly done with the idea. Surely there was something more colourful and/or interesting to use than this.

Ooh! Nice! Thanks for the heads up!

I wasn’t going to get a PS4 Pro... until now. Dammit, Sony.

Took the words out of my mouth. Of all the ones here (and they’re all great), I saw that Gamora and I immediately thought “Whoa... it’s PERFECT”.

Looks fantastic. Can’t wait! Creepy or not.

Sweet! Just bought a bike!

Sweet! Just bought a bike!

*Drooooooooool*

Any idea if Sony is willing to play nice? It would be great if I could just link all accounts to one Epic account (Captain Obivious here).

The only shame is that it’s a 2DS XL and not a 3DS XL. This thing is beautiful! I still have the Gold/Black Zelda 3DS XL and it’s so beautiful but the only reason I would upgrade to a NN3DSXL is for the improved 3D. Without that, why bother? So I can boot up the games I play every 3 months a little faster?

This would be perfect for my family. I’d love to get a Switch for my kids and we already have a dock in the living room. Plus, I see them playing way more in handheld mode. If anything, I’ll buy 1 extra dock for the house but I don’t need a 1-to-1 Switch-to-dock ratio in the house.