I’m sure Selena is on a first name basis and calls him The.

Kutcher wanted to go to MIT and he was in college studying biochemical engineering when he was spotted by a modelling scout. Just sayin.

Reasonably decent? Guy’s pretty much a Saint. Check this out:

Man, Leah Remini is really doing some outstanding work. I really appreciate that she recognized that she is probably the one person who can actually take down Scientology. She has the fame, the money, the time and she got out with her family, so they can’t hold that over her. She easily could have quietly gone away…

Yup, meanwhile Ashton is doing amazing work to end sex trafficking and child pornography.

How long before this religion dies off? Like they couldn’t possibly be recruiting at the rate they need to sustain themselves much longer right?

Not all relationships are work, and some people hit it off right away.

I’ve had it happen twice (love at first sight)- the first was a crazy stalker, and the second was my wife, the love of my life.

My wife and I met at first glance. I was at a bar, and kept making eye contact with a girl at a table full of them. She snuck up behind me, ordered herself a drink and whispered in my ear - “hey that bartender (another woman) is pretty hot, huh?” I jumped, spun around and there was my future wife. Her next statement:…

And I think it is creepy that you are commenting on an article about a dying woman saying goodbye to her husband of 25 years, telling the world you think her marriage and love are wrong because it didn’t work like you believe love should work.

and he MARRIED elaine! i don’t get it!

Jerry is so much better for her.

first victoria’s secret, then h & m?

It means there’s a shitty 15 year old with a nasty Tumblr habit on the internet

“You like your culture when it suits you lmaooo.”

Gaga should do a “Telephone” performance with Beyoncé Skyping in from some insanely elaborate master bed setup.

I’m actually giving the side-eye to anyone who hasn’t either

Who, Bannon?

Wait. That was their defense? That they weren’t the ones who threatened the partygoers? Man, fuck y’all. You rolled up six or seven cars deep into a mostly African-American neighborhood with Confederate flags flying from every single vehicle. You purposely went out looking for a fucking conflict, and when you noticed…