Yeah see this is silly and dumb as fuck. Don’t worry, no one is coming for you white man. You and your privilege are safe for now.  

You seem triggered. Maybe InfoWars is more your speed?

I sat here racking my brain trying to remember who Bill Paxton was in Titanic.

and Superstore is an awesome show that keeps getting better

The middle one is gigantic and kills demons. (I’ve never watched Gilmore Girls).

To be fair, maybe this means CNN, Politico, and the Times will—pardon my vernacular—stop sucking off this administration and actually do real, unashamed reporting on it. They may have been denied access, but they still exist as organizations and can still do their jobs.

The cat saying “Hey Teens” to a bunch of teens is me.

I just googled that quote and found the article, which is quite interesting. I think the last paragraph pretty much says it all:

I was reading articles about how abortion became such a GOP issue and how men are so obsessed with it and ran across an interesting quote from a feminist journal in one that stated “a woman deciding to have an abortion is the ultimate insult to male authority.” Pretty interesting to think about.

I totally agree. It must be about control and keeping women subservient. It’s certainly not about children.

I find it mind-boggling how many men, aka people who will never have to worry about getting pregnant at a bad time, as a consequence of being raped or just pregnant in general, are so (creepily) obsessed with abortion. I know it’s a control thing, but still. I can’t wrap my head around it.

Wow. These men are so obsessed with abortion! They really need a new hobby. what are the major theories about why there is this incredible resurgence of men being obsessed with abortion? Is it a backlash against how other rights are progressing? Hatred of women in power? I legitimately can’t figure it.

School kids on a field trip to the state museum. I guarantee you that’s his target audience.

I, too, have a preference for Helsinki. No offence, Oslo, just — Helsinki! Strangely, I preferred Helsinki to Stockholm, but loved Stockholm, but Copenhagen has my heart, really. It goes Copenhagen, Helsinki, Stockholm, Oslo, really.

Animals and children can sense good or evil in people.

I’m just glad Lennu’s ok after the Sweden attacks!

But Finns invented the Sauna.

You want me to wade into that seedy section of the internet? I shall have you know, I’m a lady! [clutches pearls, indignantly]

Hmm...