As a Greek woman and mother that so happens to live on an Aegean island, let me assure you that everything about this article is correct, unfortunately. However, the people of this country, though beaten down by the constant memorandums and the austerity, have been the ones to open up our homes and hearts to…

Some of those people haven’t been around for decades, they’re pop-music-listening kids.

“Since the criticism evidently flew over your head, I’ll spell it out...”

Well of coarse, you are the true prophet of woke! With a look at one internet comment you have in your wisdom looked into my very soul. We need you to constantly remind those not as aware that YOU have been here first.

Yes, let us reject those who only recently decided to agree with us. They are not the true believers of ‘woke’ but blasphemers in sheep’s clothing! I say we ridicule them for now agreeing and therefore discourage them from taking part. How dare they only agree with us now and not before!

Okay but there is also a talking candle and a somewhat sexual talking duster and I think they are lowkey fucking so I don’t think they are going for realistic

Yes, which I have heard on here more times than I like.

Hey, you are righter than the others, but let’s dial it back. I think we are all generally in agreement here. I’m going to try an summarize, and people correct me if I have it wrong:

This is exactly the kind of stuff Chris Brown would spout about when he was assaulted as a kid by his babysitter; trying to make it retroactively consensual so he could live with it. (Nobody on Jez had a lot of love for Chris Brown but the site was rightfully taken to task when they tried to downplay it.)

So we’re defining 13-year-olds as sexually mature now, are we?

I like Wilmore, but his show was a mess. He never got a good balance between the comedy and serious discussion, and it was clear that his guests’ inability to be serious when Wilmore wanted to be serious frustrated him.

Have you seen the JK Rowling/Piers Morgan thing? Where she quoted his article and he didn’t realize it when burning the article...I debated whether that was shade on Rowling’s part or is it more of a drag? I’m trying to learn! http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/news/jk-rowling-piers-morgan-twitter-ro…

I was on a discussion group that was talking about adapting fantasy stories and fairy tale tropes and the issue of Empowered Women came up, and it was kinda stunning how many people didn’t seem to understand that you can have an adaptation of damsel in distress, that shows all the bad things that happen to her…

I always took it as a legitimate evolution of character.

My guess is that Tommy Wisseau wrote his answers and fed him information. That entire press conference felt like a scene out of The Room

Sounds like it was a press conference about Hillary Clinton. I LOVED it when that reporter from NBC fact checked him on his claims that he had the largest EC margin since Reagan. Trump’s only response was “Well, someone gave me that information!”

And ripped.

Oprah didn’t go public with an (at that time) unsubstantiated allegation — she did take it seriously and reported it, though, which got the ball rolling (not that it went far, but that isn’t on her):

Haha. Fat chance. That dude is way too brown.

Pictured: Trump’s next secretary of labor nominee at his previous job.