Palin’s “I can see Russia from my house” seems so quaint now that the Russia is coming from inside the house.

Nick Cave’s “Where the Wild Roses Grow” where some dude deflowers then kills a girl because “all beauty must die” blah blah blah was the bigger hit, but I’ve always been a fan of the hypnotic sway of his take on the traditional Young Hunter ballad, “Henry Lee”, co starring PJ Harvey. Because sometimes you just need to…

I think you should just focus on the fact that one of your past failed relationships was probably the best one you’d ever have, and that all other future relationships will never measure up to what almost was before you ruined it. :D

What I have learned is don’t fuck with Country Women. I have know gone through my mostly Alterative Ladies music and I can’t find much in this vein genre:

I feel like the moral of this story is that you don’t want to fuck with Carrie Underwood

No, but it might as well be. It’s Tomi Lahren, Ann Coulter, and Kellyanne Conway. They’re all basically the same person and some are just further along the Republican Token Gender Traitor Mouthpiece timeline.

Alternate ending: Travis, Brian, and Lee exit their photoshoot laughing. Each man takes out his phone, heads to the website of an organization that supports a cause he truly cares about (Planned Parenthood, The National Immigration Law Center, and The Trevor Project, respectively), and donates his check from the job.…

I LOVE THIS! Please tell me that there is no chance of Kellyanne having any sort of career post Orange Overlord!

After voting Republican once.

If they* actually did a sexy magazine featuring “normal” bodies, in a variety of sizes, genders, races, ages, etc. I would be 100% there for it. Nudity can be great! And sexy nudity can be great too! I think a solid 80% of the issues I have with nudey mags would go away if they didn’t define “sexy” so narrowly.

Gotta have nipples. Without them, breasts are pointless.

Yeah, ladies, naked is the new normal! Sending nudes is the new handshake! Women who are proud enough of their bodies to show them off makes men respect them MORE!

You missed the woman’s AWESOME follow up. Bravo!

I actually joined the party in replying to Morgan. And then, after her final takedown, sent Jo this .gif:

I saw her clapback at someone who was pissed at her for being vocal against Trump. The woman said something to effect that she was going to throw her HP books away or burn them, and JKR was like, “ that’s fine. I already got your money. Byeeeeee!”

Jk Rowling rocks. She has been vocal in the criticism of you know who.

This a gay porn parody. It’s got something for everybody. Bears, twinks, skinheads, hipsters and... uh... “milk.”

I mean, in the sense of being able to eat all the cheese you like, I’d say it isn’t anything I’d turn down if given the opportunity. But still... yeah, that’s a pretty sad thing to hang your hat on for as to why you are superior.