I voted for Bernie in the primary, but I gotta admit his age did give me pause.

JENNIFER HUDSON IS NOT OLD ENOUGH TO BE MOTORMOUTH MAYBELLE.

Love, love, love the original. I loved that I recognized some of the scenes as places just a few blocks from my house, and that the Hefty Hideaway was Pacey’s (where my cousin got her wedding and bridal party dresses). John Waters loves Baltimore, gets Baltimore, and it shows. The new, sanitized version? Bleh.

Let’s say you’re right. She’s not real. That doesn’t change the fact that there are real kids just like her who are suffering in the exact same way, that thousands of kids like her have been injured, have been killed. Even if you were right, this account has forced people to acknowledge that fact. There are real…

Once again, the Satanists prove that trolling can be used for good. Godspeed, guys!

Dammit, Bernie, you’re making me love you again!

Yeah! I’m going to miss her special brand of crazy.

Damn, so envious!

Man, I dunno. No Miss Jay or Noted Fashion Photographer Nigel Barker? I’ll give it a shot, but...

Me too. Caring about things here and elsewhere is not mutually exclusive. Staying vigilant about seemingly trivial injustices prevents a slippery slope. This is our vice president-elect. We’re pretty damned close to living in Gilead here.

Because 1) that knowledge is very recent and 2) it has fuck-all to do with this story?

Okeydokey.

I was so hoping they would throw a sly Supernatural joke in there, but oh well. Hot damn, Sammy is a pretty boy.

We complain about a santorum-covered orange cheeto-elect. We are correct to excoriate him. However, there are worse horrors in this world. Makeup tips for domestic abuse survivors is one. FGM is another.

Yep. Reminds me of people who point at current refugees and say “Wait, why do they have cell phones?” Clearly they’re not desititute enough to be real refugees.

I’m more inclined to listen to actual Cubans who lived through his regime. I had a teacher who had escaped, having to hide some of her family’s jewelry in her baby’s diaper and escaped by the skin of her teeth (having lost her dad and other family members to Castro’s men). I don’t think that had anything to do with…

You’re so cool!

This one, for me. It’s so dead-on perfect, and so painful to listen to right now. I keep doing it, though.

At this point, I just want someone, anyone to be nominated who isn’t a horrific KKK-loving lunatic. I really didn’t think it would come to this. What the everloving fuck.

“Il Douche”