I keep fantasizing that he calls a press conference saying that he can’t do this, he’s in way over his head and never expected to win, and tells the electoral college to vote for the winner of the popular vote. I keep praying this will happen, especially now that he always looks scared shitless. C’mon, Donald, DO THE…

True. Reading a map would require the ability to read, which, as Samantha Bee has taught us, is an ability Trump lacks.

Misery is one of the very few novels I’ve re-read (I still haven’t seen that movie, because the book was so chilling to me and I don’t want to ruin my imagination with it).

Dammit, I laughed out loud.

Ooh, and the trolls are here! Languish in the greys, dumbasses.

“But WikiLeaks publications are not an attempt to get Jill Stein elected...”

Why is 2016 leaving all of the shitlords alone? I mean, I’m not wishing anyone any physical ill, but FFS.

I loved this, but “Everybody Knows” nails the mood right now. This may have been a bit too grim, though.

At least she can speak the language?

You think the rest of the world isn’t gutted by this? Aside from Russia and North Korea, of course.

I just got into an argument this morning about it.

He makes me hate turtles. I try not to, because it’s not the turtles’ fault. But...fucking turtle-faced bastard.

I’m pretty sure George RR Martin is writing 2016. Can someone hand it over to JK Rowling or something?

No. 2000 was disappointing, but we didn’t think it could get as bad as it did. This...we know for a fact it’s going to be fucking terrible.

This. Schumer gets called out all the time when she pulls her tone-deaf racial comedy (like the Lemonade parody). Chappelle’s trying to justify sexual assault. He deserves to be called out on that shit.

That line...just...holy crap. I was so excited when I heard Chappelle was going to be on SNL. Now...not so much.

“Cheeto-dusted human trashfire.” LOVE IT:D

Curlyhead here. I had lovely, thick, straight, BLONDE hair up until puberty, when it decided to shift to mouse brown and curly. Kids were freaking merciless. It didn’t help that I was a giant nerd as well, but back in the late 80’s having curly hair wasn’t a good thing.

Eh, I’d want to see this on a tv news outlet, otherwise no one’s going to pay attention. I would have thought that Trump parroting Russian propaganda would have been enough to torpedo him, but no one ran with it and it went nowhere. Or his mob ties! Or...so many other things. But no. No tv coverage, and the masses…

Yeah! At first I wondered if they realized that the Nazis were the bad guys, and then sadly realized myself that they don’t realize that the Nazis were the bad guys:(