This is so absolutely wrong. Pardon me, I don’t want to insult you...

“It was her track record and associations. Which, to be fair, isn’t any better for Trump”

Principessa Passive Aggressive is rubbing her father’s non-victory victory in our faces. In part because she knows her father is on the Twitter and she’d better hedge her bets.

Since I’m sure Trump’s worst nightmare is to be thought of as a black woman, have at it!

You’re pointing out that he’s a man. And that’s no fun for men. QED, bitches.

This is your obligatory reminder that whatever you think of American prudery when it comes to the sex lives of politicians, Anthony Weiner didn’t go down for a little harmless consensual sexting. The “accidental” tweet that broke the story was an unsolicited dick pic sent to a college student who had tweeted him about…

I mean... I have kids (2 girls and one mystery baby currently gestating) and my cat went missing for a few hours on Wednesday and I went full Joyce Byers over it.

I second the motion!! I have never clicked on a link so fast. Election season Shade court. It is much needed.

More election season Shade Court! We’re looking at what could possibly be the shadiest election ever.

He, he actually formed an opinion based on actual facts and statistics? Hold me, I’m scared.

Def Catbus.

AW THE KITTY THINKS HE IS A BRITISH PEOPLE!

Off-topic: Life can be depressing. However, I have discovered that there is a live walrus cam you can watch every day this summer.

Misogyny is highly soluble in organic solvents such as ethanol.

Stopped in because I saw “Doctor Who” in the title.

I’m really glad that the state that had the bottom ranking for popular votes for Ralph Nader was also rated bottom for lack of seat belt use. It makes total sense, but I never would have thought to combine those two variables!

Next up, he’s gonna claim he’s an actual Doctor.

“After a judge ruled on Friday that Kesha is contractually bound to producer Dr. Luke”