She is trying to be an asshole. That’s like super clear. You may think you’re being gaslighted because everyone’s still playing like we aren’t in “1984 world”-breaks-the-George-Wallace-sound-barrier. But we are... would you like a glass of wine? Or an aspirin? Or a secure bunker with access to both fresh water and…

Ah, there’s the rub... the real Ms. Jackson would probably be insulted. I’d be mortified. I would care if she thought I was nasty.

Wait... does this mean that we can now refer to Trump as Ms. Jackson? You know, since we’re nasty?

And, contrary to what that guy seems to think, school children are not given blanket protection under the first amendment, although they “do not shed their rights at the schoolhouse gate”. There’s frikken case law on this crap. Basically, protected speech can’t be disruptive, plainly offensive, or contrary to the…

I see where you're coming from... But I thought it was more like the dude-est of all hot takes.

Yeah, when the trolling is blatantly untrue- they really need to bring that extra special something... Faux concern could have gotten there, maybe. Or a comment about our mothers perhaps?

Okay, so it’s early and I read that as being “meowed down” by a double decker bus. I imagined a kitty in a bus driver’s uniform and hat mrowling and hissing as he speeds past Farage, showering him with mud from the tires of a bright red double decker bus.

3/10 would not feed, but will respond directly to with some constructive criticism.

I think the focus is where it is, on the judging and the winner, because there is quite a bit of evidence (many mentioned above- symphonies, resume/cv studies, etc) that indicates that- if gender is known through something as small as a name on a resume or the clicking of high heels in a blind audition- women are…

Oh he knows. I'm pretty sure he keeps his brain in that ass.

Let it skate? I about died. I love you. And will always love you. #elasmobranchii

That makes me happy. Ah, Marx! He’s either my third or fifth favorite economist, depending on how I’m feeling. Sometimes you have to show some of them a little more love. At times, even unearned love, at which most of them would be scandalized. Like pearl grasping and smelling-salts fetching level scandalized. But I…

Sorry. Couldn't help it. I know it's not precisely on topic.

I'm team holiday in hancuffs 4eva

I always thought that the difference between velocity and speed wasn’t really a big deal if you were talking about an object moving in a single direction. The baseball isn’t being thrown in a perfect straight line, but it’s pretty close. I thought that would kind of chill out the whole vector vs scalar thingy as far…

0/10 Would not feed.

I thought one of ISIS’s revenue sources was selling antiquities. So they might not have destroyed them, but sold them. In that case, the Greens might be in a bit more trouble than “incomplete paperwork”.

I waste time here too. Usually lurking. I wanted to reply to the genius above:

Awwww. Since they’re last names for first names can’t we go gender blind?