looks like you picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

None of them will ever have a more Viking name than Jan Stenerud anyway.

Kaare Vedvik? Daniel Carlson? The Vikings know they don’t have to pick actual vikings, right?

Mmmm. Yes. JITB is saintly for breakfast.  The larger choices are awesome, prices just right, and for the longest time, has always been available 24/7.  Their ultimate breakfast sandwich checks all the boxes for a damn fine breakfast sandwich

Move him off to a nice stable in Omaha, and let him fill that pot to the limit.

Make a decision, face the consequences.

The Aristocrats!

Crossing a surging river around midnight. What could go wrong?

Me reading this.

With Costco you don’t have to clip their coupons at all. They’re all just automatically applied when you buy the coupon-eligible item.

Rifling through my wallet? RIFLING THROUGH MY WALLET? Bro. Bro. Brother. Brah. My costco card sits in the goddamn VIP, front-and-center section of my wallet.

Or you could keep it in your wallet like a normal human being.

It’s also what we call your mom.

“Cooler of Penises” is the name of my all-male jazz/funk band

And just where did you get this brain?

My Dad has been obsessed with NASA missions as long as I can remember. (I made his Father’s Day one year with this as a present - it’s still in a highly visible place in his home office.) So I have always been able to rattle off Collins’ name with Aldrin and Armstrong, and it surprises the hell out of me when other…

There WAS a doctor who went into quarantine with them, right when they got out of the helicopter and went into the Airstream trailer that was the quarantine unit. You can see the doctor following the astronauts into the trailer in the old news footage of the splashdown. If the astronauts had gotten sick or died of…

Deadspin: We Don’t Like the Right Thing Unless We Say It’s the Right Thing

Because shut up, Kyle.