Literally?

My go-to lately has been Kirkland Signature. It’s good and it also comes in a box of like 44 bags, which usually lasts a few months.

I think you mean Schweddy Balls?

When my wife and I went on honeymoon—a driving trip of the England & Scotland—one of the things that my wife wanted was to see what Irn-Bru was about.

My wife is not a soda drinker, generally (certainly not compared to me—see my post about Tango below). She is a reader...and it was a plot point in a book, where…

Very nice of them to go shirts and skins to tell them apart in that video apparently taken with a toaster. My kingdom for a pixel.

(fixed it for you)

He died earlier this year it’s Dean spanos owning the team 

Right, so.....different (and that’s even before putting aside how wrong your statement is). 

He’s pining for the free ord(erlies at the free clinic)?

I’d be shocked if Maddon isn’t in San Diego by Columbus Day.

I see your "not knowing what a sapiosexual is" and raise you one "I don't know who Mark Ronson is."

Just ran into my garage to fix this and to my bewilderment realized that I don't own a porsche.

Let’s talk about the women’s best XI, too!

One day I hope to be as funny as you!

See George Carlin’s 1975 SNL monologue. 

I have the “Wear a helmet” battle with my 12 year old daily, simply because of the sheer number of dipshit parents in my town who allow their kids to ride their bikes up and down main roads without them. Now it’s if course become a “Cool kids don’t wear helmets” thing, and I have to fight with my son so he doesn’t…

And be sure to actually strap them on properly! An unstrapped helmet is just an ugly hat

Shame to hear of his passing.

There’s only one “The Fridge,” and that guy ain’t him.