Starred purely for your lovely prose.

“Scientists Can Now See Stranded Whales From Space”

Coffee, I wouldn’t mind. But nuts? Nope, not even nutty oil, it’d just ruin everything.

How many do they have?

I don’t. Stupid fucking moron, driving very fast at 3 am, without a seat belt. I hope he never fully recovers. And, yes, I’m angry and bitter. Nearly lost my son due to some other stupid moron, I’ve seen up close what traumatic injuries look like, and how long and painful recovery and therapy are. So, fuck this guy.

Maddon is also coveted by the Padres, who have a great farm system and some great young stars. I’d love to see him here in San Diego.

If the ref already called a penalty on the offensive player for coming into contact with the goalie (trying to plow through a goalkeeper on the ground), then the play is dead; even if the ball goes into the goal, it wouldn’t count. So Harris wrestling down the player never happened.

Maddon’s expected availability was one of the reasons that the Padres fired Andy Green. Maddon is my first choice, Mike Scioscia is my second. I just hope Manny Machado doesn’t butt heads with a stern manager.

How long until AB is dead? We all know he’s going to jail, if not for past crimes he “may” have committed, but for stuff he hasn’t even done yet. But this guy’s going to end up dead, due to incredibly poor decision-making.

I went Falconing last year, birthday present. The extremely knowledgeable people running the class, out here in Alpine, Calif., taught us that tossed-from-the-car-window food is actually a significant cause of falcon/hawk deaths. Small prey go to grab that apple core by the side of the highway, and the hawk swoops…

In other news, I just trademarked the word “Fuck”. Y’all have to pay me one American cent every time you say/yell it.

Maybe this one?

Came here for this. Salud!

Add my son to your argument. 20 years old, healthy, strong, drummer in a rock band. Passenger in their tour bus, no seat belts. Truck crashed into their bus, hard, band members thrown around. Among other serious injuries, with all healed over time, he suffered serious brain injury. He lived (a miracle), but will never…

“Two outs.”

“.....we’re going to turn over every stone....”

“Ah, the dreaded Double Doink.”

*faze*

I fart in your general direction.