Know what else is broken beyond repair? Trent’s bathroom scale.

“Should you wash and reuse Ziploc bags?”

“Two men [people] enter, one man leave.”

Needs the “Horka horka horka” sound.

If he played baseball, his nickname would be ‘Ball-dog’.

Greg Maddux is laughing at the failure to properly field the position, and Jim Kaat is holding on line 1.

I watched the Padres @ Cubs yesterday, saw the people suffering in the heat. Late in the game some ominous clouds appeared, traveling left-to-right, and suddenly the wind shifted to blowing pretty much straight in from center field. The fans reacted by giving the cooler conditions an actual standing ovation! It was so…

“Rookie!”

Almost to a man, the astronauts said that gazing back at the Earth, such a beautiful blue sphere 1/4 million miles away, was attitude-changing.

On one of the shows I watched last night, they showed several white mice being dragged over a tray full of moon rocks, while in quarantine with the Apollo 11 crew and doctors. If the mice lived, everything was great! But, if the mice died....

Next week? Try Monday.

*paid, not ‘payed’ (stunningly, more than one commenter needs this)

For several years, I have referred to Megan as “my next wife”, to everyone I talked soccer to. Including my current wife (of 37 years). She’s incredibly talented on the pitch, without her this U.S. team would not have been as successful. She’s also fearless in life, super smart, and apparently gives zero fucks what…

It’s the little things in life that make me smile. Like drumf’s penis.

Pictured: current nominees for U.N. Ambassador from the United States.

Instead of walking away, Messi stands there face to face with the guy. I realize Messi didn’t instigate anything, but it does take two to tango. Awful decision to send off both players, terrible ref, but if Messi walks away, he’s still in the game.

“Battling diarrhea made defending Messi difficult”

The only info I could find out so far was that he rolled his Ford F250, which ended up upside down, and the other vehicle involved was a Maserati. Also, the first tweets sent out originated around 6am-ish, so it’s likely that this was the culmination of a very late Wednesday night.

Honestly, I wasn’t all that worried about France, even though the USA/France game was billed as the “big” game. I’ve seen both France and England play, and I’m much more concerned with England. England scares me, offensively. They might simply out-score the US.

I’m watching the game now (had to record it because work) and Morgan was subbed out at the 85th minute. Sorry dude.